Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...