Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...