Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...