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Show Me Your License
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An emergency landing
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Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The elephant’s trunk transplant
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May September Marriage
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....