Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...