Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...