Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...