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Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
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The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Enter the Pearly Gates
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The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
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You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
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