Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...