I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...