A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Without a Christmas bonus
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
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51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
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Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...