User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Where do you find giant snails?
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Farm jokes 02
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Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Three Limericks
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Sexually active
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Slogans for Safe Sex!
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Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...