Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...