Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
New Work Policies
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The football-playing turkey
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Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...