Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.