The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...