Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.