Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.