Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...