If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
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Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
What is the oldest profession?
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Geriatric Gynecologist
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A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Giving away a horse
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How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
What kind of clothes are there?
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The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
He is a very fast drinker
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