Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...