Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....