Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
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A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Obey the speed limit
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