Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...