Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...