Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...