Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...