The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...