Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.