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Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
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Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
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The Man’s Point System!
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The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...