Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!