Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....