Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...