How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...