Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.