yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...