Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...