Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...