A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.