Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...