The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...