Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!