Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...