The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...