What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
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Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
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