Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...