The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...