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The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
A good chess player
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Defining the Americans
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What’s the diff…
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So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...