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A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
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Blonde in the Library.
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
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