You might be from a small town if:
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Boarding from what gate?
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Losing my wife\’s love.
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You’re a lawyer if
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A few Polish jokes.
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The common symptoms of swine flu
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The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!